2265 – Kurt Metzger_

High-Level Overview

Comedian Kurt Metzger, host of the Can't Get Right podcast and an old friend of Joe Rogan's from the Montreal comedy scene, returns for a freewheeling, deliberately chaotic hang. Nominally they start with the Trump meme coin and the Hawk Tuah coin; from there the talk ricochets through crypto, government secrecy, Cold War experiments on American cities, the origins of gold as money, Zecharia Sitchin and the Anunnaki, the CIA's "Simple Sabotage" manual, alien lore, and a Fort Bragg psychological-operations recruiting video. Metzger delivers most of it as sardonic riffing, and Rogan is often the one slowing things down to take one claim at a time and asking producer Jamie to check the facts.

The tone is loose, funny, and profane, with Metzger's dark, rapid-fire cynicism about "the programming" played against Rogan's more curious, fact-checking instincts. Several of Metzger's claims are jokes or unverified, and the pair themselves flag some as rumor. The conversation doesn't so much flow as leap, bouncing between comedy bits, genuine historical oddities pulled up on screen, and bigger questions about who controls information.

The Discussion Explores:

• Meme coins, the Trump coin's $36 billion peak, and whether crypto is just gambling
• Metzger's view that schooling, media and culture are designed to "program" people, and Rogan's first-grade awakening
• Documented Cold War experiments: Operation Sea-Spray in San Francisco and chemical spraying in St. Louis
• Propaganda at home: the Smith-Mundt Modernization Act, NGO money webs, and the CIA's Simple Sabotage manual
• Gold, Zecharia Sitchin, the Anunnaki, and how ancient priesthoods controlled people
• UAPs, disclosure, the 1984 Olympics "UFO," and Charles Hall's "tall whites" story
• Health narratives: salt, sun, diet, Peter Hotez, climate predictions, and the Fauci pardon
• JFK, Castro, Fort Bragg, and a psyop recruiting video that closes the show

Deep Dive into Main Ideas

Meme Coins and Everything as a Casino

Rogan wants to understand the Trump coin, which hit a value of about $36 billion before falling to around $5 billion. He works through the math and asks whether that is real money, and whether the president is ripping off his fans. Metzger explains the pump-and-dump logic as he understands it from a friend in the industry: nearly everyone buying knows they'll have to sell and believes they'll sell before the next person. Occasionally one coin turns out to be "real." Rogan compares it to DraftKings and says no one is forced to buy; he can see the argument that it's unbecoming for a president, but questions why a coin is worse than other money grabs.

Jamie looks up how many coins exist ("innumerable) and explains Fartcoin, which he says was reportedly created with the help of AI. Rogan floats a hypothetical of a coin used as loan collateral or crowdfunding, and they compare crypto's lack of a safety net with bank-backed money. Metzger mocks the Hawk Tuah coin throughout and declares Everything's a fucking casino. He also jokes that Kamala Harris's campaign, which spent about $1.5 billion in 15 weeks, was a human" pump-and-dump for the consultants who cashed in.

Schools, Programming, and Rogan's First Grade

Metzger's recurring theme is that people are programmable, and that institutions are designed to exploit it: "human nature is not good or bad It's programmability." He argues that the public school model came from Prussia, designed to produce soldiers willing to fire, and that separating children from parents earlier (like pre-K) serves that aim. He recommends John Taylor Gatto's writing, including his essay "Against School."

Rogan shares a personal story. He skipped kindergarten, so his first school experience was Catholic first grade with a nun who threatened children and hit them. Coming from a loving Italian family after his parents' divorce, he concluded at six that she didn't represent God: "This was just a mean old celibate lady." He says that moment set him on a lifelong path of questioning authority. Rogan also argues that school's restrictiveness can push artistic people like comics and musicians to reject that life altogether.

Cold War Experiments on Americans

Some of the most striking material comes from records pulled up during the show. Jamie reads about the Army spraying zinc cadmium sulfide from rooftops and station wagons over predominantly Black neighborhoods in St. Louis in the 1950s and 1960s. Residents were told it was a smoke screen test; in 1994 the government said it was part of a biological weapons program. They then read about Operation Sea-Spray, the 1950 Navy test that sprayed bacteria over the San Francisco Bay Area. Monitoring suggested nearly all 800,000 residents inhaled the particles, and it is linked to at least one death at a local hospital. Rogan sums up the logic: to test vulnerability to a bioweapon, they used one on their own citizens.

Metzger adds more stories, some documented and some he presents without sources: a CIA-linked researcher's brain implants and the origin of the term "tinfoil hat," the kuru researcher who faced abuse allegations, Schrödinger's diaries, and Marvin Minsky's ties to Epstein. Rogan keeps pausing to check claims, at one point hitting a Forbes paywall mid-search.

Propaganda, NGOs, and "Simple Sabotage"

Metzger argues that the 2012 Smith-Mundt Modernization Act, signed under Obama, made it legal to aim government-produced media at Americans. Rogan's objection is about rules: intelligence agencies are necessary in a dangerous world, but they shouldn't be turned on their own citizens or used to favor a candidate. They look at a report on a new tool that mapped connections between some 55,000 NGOs, and Rogan wonders how it is legal to pay celebrities to endorse a candidate. Metzger's response: "I hope nobody has party loyalty here because you are a chump if you do."

Jamie then pulls up the CIA's old Simple Sabotage Field Manual, which has been circulating among federal workers on Reddit. Rogan reads its advice, like insisting everything go "through channels, referring matters to large committees, and assigning important jobs to inefficient workers, and marvels at how closely it describes bureaucratic dysfunction. Metzger says the term conspiracy theory" was popularized by the CIA after JFK's death, and Rogan reflects that talk which would have seemed crazy in the 1980s is now mainstream.

Gold, Sitchin, and the Priest Class

Rogan wonders why gold became humanity's universal currency when it has no practical use for early humans: "gold doesn't serve any functional purpose to evolving man." He notes how little gold exists and how thinly it can be spread. That leads to Zecharia Sitchin's The 12th Planet, which claimed the Anunnaki engineered humans to mine gold to repair their atmosphere; Rogan notes the parallel with modern proposals to spray reflective particles into our own atmosphere. But he also relays the skepticism of Bible scholar Wesley Huff, who said Sumerian is so hard, and unrelated to other languages, that he doubts Sitchin could read it.

Metzger's interest is less in whether the stories are true and more in who controls belief. He describes Egyptian priests turning the afterlife into endless ritual homework, suggests Akhenaten's monotheism was an attempt to cut down a bloated priesthood, and asks what the "religion" of today's ultra-wealthy is. Rogan suggests a religious framework can simply help people succeed, pointing to the discipline of devout Dagestani fighters in the UFC. They also discuss actors and dissociation, prompted by Shirley MacLaine's claims of a past life in Atlantis.

Aliens, Disclosure, and the 1984 Olympics

On UAPs, Metzger is tired of the "mystery box" drip of hearings and documentaries featuring people like James Clapper. Rogan's view is that there is deliberate misinformation, that some craft are likely ours, and that some visitation is also real, pointing to documented objects moving at 500 knots underwater. They watch the 1984 Olympics opening ceremony's staged flying saucer and a 1970s jet-powered flying chair, and Rogan concludes the saucer must have been hung from a helicopter.

Rogan retells Charles Hall's story of the "tall whites in Nevada, including a pale, very tall being in a military dress uniform who seemed to communicate through some kind of telepathic link, while stressing he's not saying it happened. Metzger has been comparing alien lore like reptilians, Nordics and Grays, and jokes that the tall whites sound like space Belgians." They also double-check the story that War of the Worlds caused suicides in 1938; the search shows it's generally considered a myth.

Health Narratives and Pandemic Politics

Rogan says salt was wrongly lumped in with the discredited sugar-industry research that blamed dietary fat, calling it an essential mineral, and says a doctor he spoke to argued the dangerous skin cancers are more linked to sporadic burns than regular sun exposure. He recalls interviewing Peter Hotez, who he says doesn't take vitamins, eat well or exercise, and argues that ignoring the huge literature on diet and exercise in favor of injections is unscientific. They mock failed climate predictions and Al Gore's film, and Rogan notes the planet is greener than a century ago.

On Fauci's pardon, Metzger points out that accepting a pardon removes the right to plead the Fifth, and Rogan wonders about Fauci's role in the AIDS crisis and AZT. They also touch on the Hunter Biden laptop, and on He Jiankui's gene-edited babies in China, which leads Rogan to ask why, if a gene tweak could raise intelligence, you wouldn't do it.

JFK, Castro, and the Ghost in the Machine

Rogan shares Black Rifle Coffee founder Evan Hafer's theory on JFK: special operators left to die at the Bay of Pigs when Kennedy pulled air support would have been furious, and they were exactly the kind of people who kill for a living. Metzger asks why the CIA failed to kill Castro in some 600 attempts but succeeded with Kennedy on the first try; Rogan answers that Kennedy was in an open car in Dallas. Rogan revisits Marc Andreessen's point that "The timeline took two big shifts": Elon buying Twitter and the bullet that missed Trump. They note that both the New Orleans attacker and the Trump golf course suspect had passed through Fort Bragg.

The episode ends with a Fort Bragg psychological-operations recruiting video titled "Ghost in the Machine," full of Sun Tzu quotes and ominous music. Rogan is baffled that such an ad exists and jokes that Metzger has freaked him out for the rest of the day.

Conclusion

This is less a structured interview than two old friends riffing, with Kurt Metzger playing the cheerfully bleak cynic and Joe Rogan alternately laughing, pushing back, and asking Jamie to pull things up. The episode's value lies in the documented history that surfaces between the jokes: the St. Louis and San Francisco spraying tests, the CIA's sabotage manual, the Smith-Mundt debate, and the strange economics of meme coins. Metzger's core thesis is that people are programmable and that power depends on programming them; Rogan's counterweight is curiosity and a habit of checking. Listeners who enjoy dark comedy mixed with rabbit holes will have fun; those who want settled facts should treat much of it as banter.

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