Jim Breuer and Joe Rogan on "Werewolves," War Propaganda, Farmers, Monkeys and Muscle Cars

The Joe Rogan Experiencewith Jim Breuer· · Episode aired January 9, 2024· 10 min read
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High-Level Overview

Comedian Jim Breuer, host of the Breuniverse podcast and a friend of Joe Rogan's for more than 30 years, joins him fresh off a vacation in the British Virgin Islands for a long, rambling, often very funny conversation. It starts with a joke about werewolves that turns into the episode's running metaphor: Breuer and Rogan call the manipulative, calculating people who engineer wars, propaganda and social division "werewolves," and they keep returning to how ordinary people get turned against each other.

The tone swings constantly between conspiratorial, earnest and goofy. One minute they are discussing Libya, Iraq, 9/11, COVID-era polarization and farmer protests in Europe; the next they are debating whether Breuer could win a fight against a 35-pound monkey, or Rogan is trying to convince him to drive a Tesla. The conversation wanders through politics, history, ancient civilizations, cars, music and psychedelics, held together by the two men's affection for each other and a hopeful belief that people have more in common than they think.

Table of contents

The Discussion Explores:

  • The "werewolf" metaphor for elites who knowingly manufacture conflict and profit from it
  • Libya, Iraq and how propaganda shapes public support for war
  • The unity after 9/11 versus the division of the COVID era
  • Rogan's plea to stop picking teams and stop being married to your ideas
  • Farmers, food control, nuclear power and climate policy
  • Native American history, arrowheads and Empire of the Summer Moon
  • Why fighting a monkey is a terrible idea
  • Cars, 1960s music, Johnny Cash, psychedelic therapy and the Tower of Babel

Deep Dive into Main Ideas

The Werewolf Metaphor

After joking about sharks and scuba diving, the two riff on what a truly evil werewolf would do: befriend you, hang around your house, and wait for the full moon so he can pick off your whole family. Rogan turns the joke serious, saying that people who deliberately use propaganda, false flags and media control to start unnecessary but profitable wars are doing "werewolf shit." Breuer compares it to kids at school provoking two others into a fight with a lie, only at a horrifying scale. Throughout the episode, "werewolves" becomes their shorthand for people who knowingly manipulate the public.

Breuer recounts how a trip to Tanzania changed his view of Muammar Gaddafi, whom he once joked about on stage: locals praised Gaddafi for providing education and water and told him Libya became a hub of sex trafficking after his fall. Rogan adds that the Libyan state collapsed and that videos of open-air slave auctions circulated after Gaddafi was killed, while noting some Libyans told him cities have since recovered. He describes the brutal footage of Gaddafi's death, and quips that humans are "chimpanzees who learned how to talk and lie," while arguing that people are nonetheless far better than we used to be, just not good enough yet.

War, Ukraine and the Iraq Lie

Rogan says it's strange that two comedians who have been friends for decades are expected to take a side in the Russia-Ukraine war and track where the money goes. His position is that several things are true at once: it's horrible that Russia attacked Ukraine, and it's also troubling that NATO kept expanding toward Russia's border despite understandings. People, he says, only want one side to be true. He points to the Iraq War's weapons-of-mass-destruction claims as proof that governments will lie to build support for war, and that anyone questioning it was called un-American.

He also argues that social media amplifies the angriest, least representative voices, since the people arguing on Twitter all day are often distracting themselves from their own lives, which gives a distorted picture of what humans are really like.

9/11: Unity, Questions and Opportunism

Both remember how the country came together after 9/11. Rogan recalls New York firefighters being treated like local celebrities outside a comedy club and says people were noticeably kinder for months. Breuer recalls being in a New Jersey pub, saying he had questions about how the towers fell, and a man wanting to fight him, which he says shows how impossible it was to question the narrative then.

Rogan takes a careful line: he doesn't believe the government planned the attacks, since so many people would have had to stay silent, and he explains that the Twin Towers fell like collapsing buildings. He says Building 7 looks like a controlled demolition, but points out footage showing the top caving in first, and suggests structural failure and cost-cutting in construction, citing Boston's decades-long, corruption-plagued Big Dig. What he does believe is that powerful people take advantage of crises once they happen.

Stop Picking Teams

One of Rogan's longest monologues argues that most people are neither fully left nor right: conservative about family, work and responsibility, liberal about accepting everyone regardless of sexual orientation and wanting everyone educated and healthy. He argues that reducing inner-city crime through better-trained, better-paid police is itself national security, and questions sending billions abroad while ignoring problems at home. "Do not be married to your ideas," he urges, adding that people should debate in good faith, because they'll find they have far more in common than not. He also argues that government, as a business with no competition, tends to grow and waste money.

On COVID, he says both sides got locked into teams, "team vaccine" or "team pure blood," and that pharmaceutical research incentives, lowered expectations for vaccines and political fights over hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin show why skepticism grew. He cites an early 2021 survey in which PhD holders reported the highest vaccine hesitancy, though Jamie finds that later analysis suggested some responses may have skewed that figure. He adds that rising all-cause mortality could have many causes, including bad habits picked up during lockdowns, COVID itself and vaccine reactions, and wants all of them discussed honestly. Breuer's takeaway is that the era tore families and communities apart by preying on fear. Rogan, for his part, argues modern life makes it too easy to grow up soft: "Kindness is a virtue. And kindness through strength is the most honest kindness."

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Farmers, Food and Energy

Jamie pulls up news of German farmers blockading roads over subsidy cuts, and Rogan is incredulous that any government would make farmers' lives harder while ignoring crime and fraud. He references protests in the Netherlands and plans to cull cattle in Ireland, joking that the Irish, of all people, should remember the potato famine. Breuer sees it as a slow takeover through food control, and Rogan plays a Jordan Peterson clip about how tyranny arrives by small encroachments, each stopping just at the point of protest, citing the book Ordinary Men as a study of that process.

Rogan's alternative on emissions: China has far more coal plants than anyone, and the West should build modern nuclear power, which he calls the cleanest option, with far better safeguards than Fukushima or Three Mile Island. He also praises regenerative ranching at White Oak Pastures for returning carbon to the soil, and recalls Randall Carlson telling him that global cooling, not warming, is the historically scarier threat because too little carbon in the atmosphere can't support plant life.

Ancient Worlds and Native American History

The conversation drifts to the Amazon's man-made terra preta soil, the ice sheets that covered North America until roughly 10,000 to 11,000 years ago, and Rogan's belief that sophisticated human civilizations may have existed before a catastrophe around 11,800 years ago. Breuer, who says he can't imagine that far back, notes how developers can build an entire landscaped community out of nothing, and wonders what else could have been built long ago.

Rogan brings up S.C. Gwynne's Empire of the Summer Moon, the story of Cynthia Ann Parker, kidnapped by the Comanche as a child, and her son Quanah Parker, the last Comanche chief, noting that this history happened right around Austin, where a friend has found thousands of arrowheads on his land. He explains the craft of making arrowheads and shooting arrows as one of humanity's greatest hunting advantages. Breuer describes seeing photos of traumatized Native American children at a St. Augustine fort, and Rogan calls the treatment of Native Americans, including the killing of the buffalo to starve them onto reservations, beyond evil.

Why You Should Not Fight a Monkey

In the episode's funniest stretch, they watch viral videos of monkeys trying to snatch babies, one of which turns out to be staged with a visible cable. Breuer insists he would kick a small monkey hard enough to win; Rogan is adamant he would get destroyed, showing a video of a monkey tearing off part of a man's scalp. A 35-pound monkey, Rogan argues, is proportionally far stronger than a person, and he would rather fight a 150-pound man. He jokes that he would need to train Breuer for a decade. Both recall holding baby chimps on the sets of NewsRadio and SNL and being stunned at their strength. The talk turns to armored full-contact sword fighting and the dueling scars worn by German scientists brought over in Operation Paperclip.

Crypto, the Cold War and Coming Together

Rogan predicts a great movie about Sam Bankman-Fried's collapsed crypto exchange and its Bahamas lifestyle, and says the Federal Reserve's name fools people into thinking it's federal. He reminds younger listeners how pervasive fear of nuclear war with the Soviet Union was in the 1980s, and how its end showed things can get better.

Breuer shares a story about his group of friends at a New Jersey coffee shop: lawyers, landscapers, firefighters and immigrants who became like family, helping each other through crises despite disagreeing on vaccines or electric cars. When he asked his friend Basil how such different people bonded, Basil said "nobody thinks who they are," meaning no one acted self-important. Breuer believes society puts too much trust in people who think they are above others, and floats a game show where political opponents have to bond without talking politics.

Cars: Tesla Versus Feel

Rogan tries to sell Breuer on a Tesla for its acceleration, navigation screen and seamless merging, recalling a Model 3 easily outrunning his modified Porsche GT3 RS. Breuer, who lives among retirees in Florida, isn't interested: "Life is not a race." Rogan then flips to praising old, lightweight cars like his 1993 Porsche 964 and Magnus Walker's outlaw Porsches, saying the joy is in the feedback and connection to the machine, not speed. Breuer tells an eerie story of an inner voice telling him to change lanes late at night seconds before he would have hit an unlit car stopped in the left lane, and Rogan shares an almost identical experience.

Music, the CIA and Psychedelics

They discuss theories that intelligence agencies shaped 1960s rock or gangster rap. Rogan doubts anyone could manufacture the Doors or Jimi Hendrix, though he thinks authorities exploited the counterculture, citing Tom O'Neill's Chaos, to justify the sweeping 1970 drug laws that made psychedelics Schedule I. He plays Johnny Thunder's 1969 song "I'm Alive as a forgotten gem, they celebrate Johnny Cash's TV show and Highway Man," and Rogan notes that artists like Zach Bryan thrive today because people crave authentic music.

Rogan argues that banning psychedelics put humanity's enlightenment on pause, and that keeping MDMA, ibogaine or psilocybin therapy from veterans with PTSD, when research suggests they help, is a crime, while noting that people with conditions like schizophrenia may need to avoid them and that it should happen legally with professionals. Breuer mentions meeting a man in Florida who runs psychedelic treatment for veterans.

Real-Time Translation and the Tower of Babel

Rogan is excited about the Samsung Galaxy S24 Ultra's real-time AI translation, which could let strangers speaking different languages talk freely. He connects it to the Tower of Babel, speculating that the story might be a memory of a lost global civilization that shared a language before a catastrophe scattered people. They discuss cuneiform, Zecharia Sitchin's Anunnaki theories and carbon dating. Breuer admits he now feels like he doesn't know anything anymore, and Rogan recalls a quote about how the larger the bonfire of knowledge grows, the more darkness it reveals. They close singing the Smashing Pumpkins line "Despite all my rage," with Rogan's promise that "we're going to work this out."


Conclusion

This is a hangout episode between two longtime friends, and it rarely stays in one place for long. Beneath the jokes about werewolves and monkeys is a consistent message: powerful people benefit when the public is divided, fearful and locked into teams, and the antidote is open-minded, good-faith conversation, real community and refusing to let ideology define you. Their claims about wars, COVID and policy are opinions and often speculative, but the conversation's warmth, humor and hope that people can come together make it an easy, entertaining listen for fans of either comedian.


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  • Empire of the Summer Moon · S.C. Gwynne(our summary)
    Rogan's favorite account of the Comanche and Quanah Parker
  • Chaos · Tom O'Neill(our summary)
    Cited on government exploitation of the 1960s counterculture and Manson
  • Ordinary Men · Christopher Browning
    Recommended in a Jordan Peterson clip on how tyranny creeps in
  • Galaxy S24 Ultra · Samsung
    Rogan excited about its real-time AI translation feature
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